dietchola:

IT GETS ME EVERY TIME

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment 

pleatedjeans:

“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

timothydelaghetto:

iamjoanlee:

*NY BODEGA* So i asked the worker for the pasta isle and i see this REAL cat laying up on this counter! WTF?! Is this a normal NYC thing?

LMAO… yo… 

thatfunnyblog:

When someone calls me attractive 

poopflow:

the booty got me like 

askdemhomestucks:

fefjade:

whatakechdonnie:

ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle? 

they’re moles

they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.

so basically the thug life actually chose me.

everyone can go home now.

i have this on my butt

same

titaniumbutt:

you may be the

but i am the

chillin with the main bitch

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job